Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
the clock strikes midnight. all americans begin to morph into their true form.
F for Freedom in America
U is for U.S.A.
N is for Nobody can stop us from being obnoxious
OVER HERE ON INDEPENDENCE DAY.
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.